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Hello from before your time.

We'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when. It doesn't really matter when you stumbled upon this story. It's a thing you can't change, so don't worry about it. Don't worry about my parents being a couple of twins separated from one another when they were still in test tubes. Don't worry about me being an omnipotent old man. When i first met people I was a man on the other end of the line. In less than twelve months, I took over the entire world. And I did it all without existing. I'll get posting the story itself on the mother website in about a month. I got shit to forget to do.

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You see, there is the problem with trying to explain to people hyper-reality. They easily understand a Matrix style world, where there is real and there is fake and there is a set point in which one starts and the other stops. But reality is not as simple as that plot line. There is no entry point. The real and the virtual are both embedded in the same set, like a pair of circles sharing a line but with one larger than the other. I should know, I made it. You're already inside and getting played… Continue

Posted on August 11, 2008 at 1:38pm —

a box that works.

One of the things that I made a couple zeros on was a box that works. It combined the crap going on in the network of your house and you controlled the box with the control that fit right into your pocket. It was slightly larger than the size of a credit card, which happened to be a widely known size amongst the humans. The demand sweep over the humans like waves after their wealthy lorded the first few over the masses. Every control that you had in your house could be controlled by a card. Then… Continue

Posted on August 9, 2008 at 4:07pm —

Don't stop to understand

Video games got so goddamn cool in 2026 that our kids simply just passed us by. Sorry folks, that a fact. Most people still can't understand that, but the shit I pulled in 2013 guaranteed it. That's how it is to get got, you don't ever see it coming.

Posted on July 21, 2008 at 8:00pm —

I cornered this whole shit in only 12 months.

I came up outta no where and took literally trillions of your dollars before I released the cure to the sickness. Then there was no getting around without me after the sickness. Anyhoo, enjoy.

Posted on July 17, 2008 at 12:42am —

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At 11:10pm on September 4, 2008, Thomas Calvin said…: Dad, tell Uly to tell me how to use the mirror. He keeps making me fall through trap doors and I am getting fucking sick of it.

At 1:26pm on July 20, 2008, Hoam Rogh said…: So i figured this out, boss. What we are going to do is publish the story to our webpage, then interlink the material in the text to the material in our social network. A scene will go down, and those within it shall give their commentary and additional artistic mediums behind the story. We may need to commission some art works from the local school. Do you know how much those commissions run?

At 12:39pm on July 19, 2008, Hoam Rogh said…: Mr. Noh,

Thank you for killing me. I have never felt better. About the mirror, what the fuck?

At 12:24pm on July 19, 2008, Thomas Calvin said…: Hey Noh,

have you seen Uly? He was supposed to fight me to the death on a mountain in Japan, and I can't find him. I can't use the mirror, I don't get it. So if you see him, tell him that I will kill him.