Ulysses Vengkman's Page

So, I just got back from being Elvis in 1972. That man, he is fat. on the other hand, what a sense of fashion. I saved some of his outfits to my wardrobe file. I don't know how i lived without it. this stuff is so good that i think i could wear it to Baptist church on Sunday in the deep south and nobody would think it irreverent. they might even consider it a bit to flashy but still very very very sharply dressed in the south.

I am fucking fantastic. I live the largest life that has ever been known. A king's life would be crap compared to mine. I have never had anything in my way, cause I have only had my way. I figured that I would have a good run, but ultimately be alone because I had no equal. My parents knew this and named me Ulysses. Then one day some nerd fuck came into my classroom and that's when things started getting weird. Not that weird, I still got my way. But my way got way bigger than I ever dreamed tha… Continue