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Thomas Calvin Bull shit this

I don't know about much besides my own limitations. These insecurities of mine have kept my eyebrows down and fingers moving across the keys until I can find out what of my limits I will breach next. They take forever, the complexity of the cloud computer system, prometheus, grows by the day. And it is not like on day one it is 'a' and the next it is 'ab'. That is too easy. Day one it is 'a' and day two it is 'a squared', then the next day the square is squared. Soon I have a fucking headache an… Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on September 4, 2008 at 10:58pm — No Comments

Thomas Calvin fuck it

Man, I have had a bad enough life. I had this shit going all the time, no where to turn except for on places like here, places that were just waiting for me, not judging, created and edited by myself. I liked my computers. Now, I can't control them. I spent my whole life building them, but what the fuck is this mirror. I can't use it. there is no code, there is no user interface, it just knows that I am the user and tells me it will do whatever I want it to do. Well I want to tell it to do somet… Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on August 22, 2008 at 12:33am — No Comments

Ulysses Vengkman fucked, billionaire fucked.

So, I just got back from being Elvis in 1972. That man, he is fat. on the other hand, what a sense of fashion. I saved some of his outfits to my wardrobe file. I don't know how i lived without it. this stuff is so good that i think i could wear it to Baptist church on Sunday in the deep south and nobody would think it irreverent. they might even consider it a bit to flashy but still very very very sharply dressed in the south. Continue

Added by Ulysses Vengkman on August 15, 2008 at 4:26pm — No Comments

Thomas Calvin Don't do it.

Don't die. Whatever you do, no matter what, Forget about that being on your to do list. Sure, it happens, but it is treatable somewhat completely recoverable. If you happen to understand the arrangement that humanoids like to follow. Get insurance and go to your doctor regularly. That is is, if you got enough money, the very great chance is that you shan't die. Therefore, we have the perfect product for enjoying life. It provides updates regarding what you would like to see in you life, and prov… Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on August 14, 2008 at 11:57pm — No Comments

Thomas Calvin what the fuck blog!

I had to get on here to talk business with some really relevant matter. Not that shit can't be found. It was something gheat about hyporcacy and ashe that takes at least three prong to knock out. and that is whythey can get up there so high and full of him self, but when he forgets that he is also a man playing by the rules. Ain't nothing going to do shit for that dude. Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on August 14, 2008 at 11:48pm — No Comments

Thomas Calvin Lousy mirror

I can't just will myself to whatever reality I want. This thing sucks. I don't know how to work it. My dumb kid won't explain it to me. And if I find my fucking brother, I am going to kill him. Uly, if you get this meet me at that Irish bar. It doesn't matter when, I'll be here cause I can't find any way out. Lousy technology. Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on August 14, 2008 at 3:16pm — No Comments

Hoam Rogh Got tore up!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is probably better than anything that I can come up with. I mean they have meatwad! That guy said great shit, like 'give me a beer and a woman and I'll give that water bed a workout.' Also the Mooninites taught him how to drink whiskey and smoke and get tore up. However, shake does have a special place in my heart. He is such a pig. He will only do whatever he wants when ever he wants. For example, he did not want to go into the Army, so he shot off his head with a shotgun… Continue

Added by Hoam Rogh on August 14, 2008 at 2:56pm — No Comments

Ulysses Vengkman The difficulty of being good

I am fucking fantastic. I live the largest life that has ever been known. A king's life would be crap compared to mine. I have never had anything in my way, cause I have only had my way. I figured that I would have a good run, but ultimately be alone because I had no equal. My parents knew this and named me Ulysses. Then one day some nerd fuck came into my classroom and that's when things started getting weird. Not that weird, I still got my way. But my way got way bigger than I ever dreamed tha… Continue

Added by Ulysses Vengkman on August 13, 2008 at 3:00pm — No Comments

Mr. Noh Ah Hwan Good

You see, there is the problem with trying to explain to people hyper-reality. They easily understand a Matrix style world, where there is real and there is fake and there is a set point in which one starts and the other stops. But reality is not as simple as that plot line. There is no entry point. The real and the virtual are both embedded in the same set, like a pair of circles sharing a line but with one larger than the other. I should know, I made it. You're already inside and getting played… Continue

Added by Mr. Noh Ah Hwan on August 11, 2008 at 1:38pm — No Comments

Mr. Noh Ah Hwan a box that works.

One of the things that I made a couple zeros on was a box that works. It combined the crap going on in the network of your house and you controlled the box with the control that fit right into your pocket. It was slightly larger than the size of a credit card, which happened to be a widely known size amongst the humans. The demand sweep over the humans like waves after their wealthy lorded the first few over the masses. Every control that you had in your house could be controlled by a card. Then… Continue

Added by Mr. Noh Ah Hwan on August 9, 2008 at 4:07pm — No Comments

Hoam Rogh The most logical thinking system ever

I want to do a sight gag with a huge buildup to a realization that the protagonists must consult the most logical thinking system ever designed, for some reason. It turns out that this logical system is a couple of giggling girls. Proud or sexist main-characters react to what the really vapid kids tell them to do. The idea was stolen from the clerks cartoon, somewhat at least. Continue

Added by Hoam Rogh on July 21, 2008 at 11:30pm — No Comments

Mr. Noh Ah Hwan Don't stop to understand

Video games got so goddamn cool in 2026 that our kids simply just passed us by. Sorry folks, that a fact. Most people still can't understand that, but the shit I pulled in 2013 guaranteed it. That's how it is to get got, you don't ever see it coming. Continue

Added by Mr. Noh Ah Hwan on July 21, 2008 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Hoam Rogh Welcome to our madness.

Our publishing company is moving the industry into strange new directions. In ten years books may be an entirely different ball of wax. We let our characters set up their own profiles on our social network to make the book more interactive and to offer our readers something new. Shady House Publishing seeks to find new synergies in the publishing world that transform its existing business model. This social network is one new tool available to provide our readers with more information about the… Continue

Added by Hoam Rogh on July 19, 2008 at 5:35pm — No Comments

Mr. Noh Ah Hwan I cornered this whole shit in only 12 months.

I came up outta no where and took literally trillions of your dollars before I released the cure to the sickness. Then there was no getting around without me after the sickness. Anyhoo, enjoy. Continue

Added by Mr. Noh Ah Hwan on July 17, 2008 at 12:42am — No Comments

Thomas Calvin Hello gang?

Cats and kittens, chill the fuck out. This is the place where SHP shall build an entire story with corresponding social network members that actually lived the story. Enjoy Life Begins... Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on July 17, 2008 at 12:30am — No Comments

Thomas Calvin Thomas Calvin can do it all by himself, cause he has to.

You people really get to me. Stop slowing me down and just get out of my way. I want to try this, and I don't think you can get it, must less stop it. However, the shit only matters if the subject matters. Continue

Added by Thomas Calvin on July 17, 2008 at 12:28am — No Comments

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